Chaos at the Grocery Store: A Mom’s Adventure with Four Kids

We just dropped Molly to school. She went fine. I’m thinking I just do a quick top up shop and then take them to the park. I don’t know. So focused on getting Molly to school but I’ve got no idea what I’m gonna do with the other three. Not organised today. Food so I don’t have to buy anything cause alright, what else? Can’t think of anything. Have I forgotten anything? Mommy, what’s that made it really any? Um, what’s your name? I’m not gonna leave without you. Okay, I’m just getting a trolley. Good. Here you go. Betty’s opted for no shoe. I tried. Let’s go. It’s okay. Alright, who remembers what’s on the list? Promise you’ll eat them. Okay, really? This one. Okay. Oh, say sorry. All right. Are you okay? We are in the shops. Okay, she said sorry, bananas. Can you get birdie one? Thank you. Starting to regret my decision. Hey, come on that one Billy. Are you kidding me? Oh my God guys just say you wanted it. If you don’t want it some stickers. Can I have stickers? That’s fine. Yeah. Okay. Alright, Mommy, I’m regretting this. Let’s go. We just came for milk. Okay, now where’s the milk? Nappy bags and that’s it. Let’s go. If you share cause they’re bloody expensive. We share them at the park. Oh my God. Wait to the park to open yours. Oh, okay. Got them. Alright, now we can go get the fuck out. Why you going so fast? Cause I’m trying to get the hell out of here. The line up. Fuck my life. Just be patient, guys. Stop fighting. There you go. Girls, calm down. Can I get a medium vanilla latte, please? Thank you. Oh, sweet Jesus I think I’m gonna weigh my pants.