I could really use some peace and quiet after school I’m gonna chill out here for a bit Mom: and just what do you think you’re doing I’ve been looking everywhere for you! I’m just sitting in the backyard Mom: yeah I’m sure you were just sitting is that MUD all over your legs? what where is she seeing mud don’t play dxmb with me right there Me: mom that’s not even mud it’s leg hair you were playing in the creek weren’t ya I mean I was yesterday but we do that all the time she never used to care looks like I have an 💀 for a daughter you’re out here sabotaging yourself when you have a race this week I’m sitting by the creek not doing 💊 Mom: I think you’re trying to make yourself tired by sitting out here so when you lose you have an excuse Me: I’m just sitting in the backyard after playing that’s it that’s my agenda Mom: do you want your teammate to win against you? cause that’d be real embarrassing sitting outside two days before a race isn’t gonna make me lose don’t you get smart with me or I’ll take your iPod Me: you’re gonna take my iPod if I don’t go inside? that’s right you know what if you wanna keep that iPod in your possession you better come inside with me right now Me: okay if I go inside right now and I still lose to so and so are you gonna come up with an excuse Mom: you always have an attitude just do what you’re told me: whatever