90 Day fiance. Before the 90 Days moments, meet Tigerlily Taylor Abdelfattah featuring Boba Belly. Say hello to Tiger Lily, a 41 year old Texan who is absolutely loaded because that bag that she is wearing is like a seven months of rent for me. She tells us that there are certain things in life that she enjoys in luxuriously, but don’t worry because they are all health related. Sunglasses to protect your eyes. Shoes, those are important cause you’re walking all day. Oh, and cars, that’s super important cause that’s like your whole body. So today she’s going out to buy the ugliest watch for $26,000. And oh my god, I am looking around my apartment at all of my IKEA furniture that I got from the scratch and dent section and wow, I really need my gratitude journal right now. Despite my privilege, my life hasn’t always been the easiest. I’ve walked through fire to get to where I am today. When she was 30, a rich dude knocked her up and she figured that marriage was the next sensible step. And that marriage did afford her the cushiest, most luxurious life. But it did come at the cost of having the most toxic partner. I always called it a golden bird cage. He was very controlling. Marriage equal prison for me. She eventually got divorced and says that she is well taken care of. So either there was no prenup or the toxic guy is really nice. As long as you were not married to him, she vowed never to get married again. But then what do you know? She met the love of her life and she wants to get married again. Meet Adnan. He is 24 years old. He’s a model from Jordan. He’s absolutely perfect. She slid into his DMs and they’ve been dating for the past four months. We see them video chatting and she asks him to write his name down on a piece of paper. Cause she’s apparently a certified handwriting expert. And she’s gonna try and see if he is a serial killer or really bad in bed or something. Your handwriting shows that you are very optimistic. I guess. To Tiger Lily, if you are able to Google something, you are now certified in that area. I mean, look, maybe there is something in this handwriting thing. Cause my handwriting will definitely tell you that at one point in my life, I made Harry Potter my literal personality. Anyway, Tiger Lily is flying out to Jordan in a week to meet the love of her life in person for the very first time. Let me remind you that she got out of a toxic marriage, vowed to never get married again, and has only known Ednan for four months. Why am I reminding you of this? Because she is flying to Jordan not only to meet him in person for the first time, but also to get married to him. She goes to visit her life coach one last time to discuss her upcoming nuptials. Come on in. Thank you. It’s good to see you. Me too. Can I get you? Oh my gosh, those shoes are 14 dollars. I am so sorry that I keep telling you how expensive her fits are. But it’s gonna keep happening cause holy crap, she makes me feel so poor. There’s something I haven’t told you yet. The day that I meet him, we’re getting married. Why? As a Muslim man, he is not allowed to be in a room alone with her unless they are married. So they have to get married immediately. What about your money? How are you gonna protect yourself? He could have more money than me. I don’t know. Have you compared finances? No. Why would we do that? Alright, there is no way that this woman is this dumb. I am calling bullshit. I didn’t know unconditional love even existed. Now I have that. I don’t see the risk in it. Love bombing does last a few months. That other shoe is due to drop very soon. Tiger Lily heads out to her bachelorette party and tells us that her only friends are her service providers because her ex husband never let her go out and socialize. So she’s now surrounded by her life coach, her esthetician, her hair stylist, her lash girl, her injection girl. And she tells them that it non has been taking the Reins on planning everything for the wedding and he has asked her for zero input and all she’s had to do is pick out her wedding dress. Anon hasn’t asked me for any input at all. I think it’s really romantic. I don’t know if romantic is the word I would choose cause it’s really starting to sound controlling. She is then gifted the ugliest lingerie I have ever seen. And her friends ask if Edna is a virgin, and obviously she has no idea. But she says that whether someone has done it before or not is not important to her, even though sex is really important to her. Especially because her ex husband was apparently a terrible lay. I am not worried about compatibility in the bedroom. I think it will be like having ground beef and then going to like a fillet Mignon or something. Her friends ask if he is a strict conservative Muslim, and again, she does not know. But she does tell them that he has asked her to change out of some of her more revealing outfits, and she’s totally okay with changing her style to be more respectful to his religion. Are you okay with being controlled that way? You know, it’s not that big of a deal for me. Didn’t you end a whole ass marriage because your ex was controlling? For her to get married the first day she meets a stranger? It’s a big stretch to think that she Lives happily ever after. She says that of course, there are gonna be rules that she doesn’t like or agree with. But she’s a smart cookie now. She’s not gonna let herself be controlled anymore. What happens after you’re already married and you start having second thoughts? You get through it. Like, whatever it is, figure it out. And that, my panda pals, is all I have for you today.