Trying to figure out if my man is an overthinker, if everyone else’s man is the same way because why the other night I was laying down at 11 p. M. And this man said get up, we’re doing safety drills. He asked me, it was a pop quiz. He said what would you do if there’s an earthquake? And I said, I don’t know, go outside. He said, nah, you go right here in between this door frame. You sit on the floor, you cover your head until the earthquake stops. I said cool, I’m thinking that’s the end of it. Okay. He says, no, get up now we gotta do the rest. He brought out the go bag. This bag has water bottles, never ending water bottles. Okay, in the event of an emergency. There’s also flashlights in the event of a power outage. So the flashlights are for if the power goes out. The water is for if there’s an apocalypse or somehow water stops running while he’s at work and I need to make sure I’m hydrated. Very weird. But you know what? That wasn’t even the end of it. Apparently I don’t even know how to take out a fire. So in the event of a grease pan fire, I’m supposed to go outside and get the fire extinguisher and we did a full on workshop of how to actually use a fire extinguisher in the event of a fire. I didn’t even know this. Guys, but this is news to me. Apparently to sweep left to right and then go up starting from the base of the fire, I had no idea. Life lesson at this point, we’re at like midnight and this guy starts talking about in the event of a active shooter inside Walmart or target or when I’m at a restaurant, making sure I look for the exits, where to sit, where to face. So, again.