Lost in Taiwan: A Hilarious Culinary Adventure in Search of Comfort Food

So we don’t get the fuck out here, bro. It’s funny as fuck. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. I cannot do shit, bro. Good morning. This morning I wake up, I try to go to fucking shake Shack. Oh, fucking. I try to go to, um. What’s that called? What’s that called? Waffle House, bro. Oh, my god, RES. I’m in fucking Taiwan. There’s nothing I can do here, bro. Oh, my god, bro. Somebody let me get the fuck out here, please. The day 3, I already get the. I cannot stay here, bro. Where’s the teddy at, bro? Where’s the teddy? Where’s my burger, bro? Oh, my god. Where’s my chicken wings? Where’s my. Ah! Oh, my god, bro. Just let me get the fuck out of here, bro. Nah, I’ve been eating noodle every single day. Sushi noodles. Oh, my god.