The Golden Performance: Doctor B’s Victory at the Urolympics 2024

Now Maya let’s recap the gold winner for the foley placement here at the Urolympics 2024 yes Mary we all knew Doctor B coming in was the favorite to win she didn’t make the cut four years ago in the Chicago Olympics but two years ago won the international championships in San Antonio and now all her mentors say she’s perfected her skill to the T or should I say a COOODEEEE it’s …. Coude look we all knew she was going to win the moment she walked up to the mannequin because she had all the supplies she needed all in her hand and 18 French coude, a hybrid wire and a council tip and look at her confidence you know Mary you’re so right, preparedness is everything because you never know what they’re going to throw at you a structure, a false passage or a regular ole prostate and Maya she’s the only one who scored a perfect score on her sterile technique the judges did not see her gloves go out of bounds from sterile napkins, this is actually what cost Doctor Pee the gold today and not to mention the slick maneuver steady, but gentle pressure she feels the recoil of the catheter always keeping the balloon port up and look at that penis on stretch throughout the whole placement and our Olympics committee here as generated pain sensors in the mannequin to elicit a pain score which showed a 4 out of 10 and the cherry on top is that she cleaned up after herself so the nursing staff did not have to she now has a new personal record time placing a Foley in 33.295 seconds [from set up to breakdown] just one hundredth of a second shy of the world record oh what a shame but still a stunning and expected performance from Doctor B another gold for Coude University