Texts Gone Wrong: A Dinner Invitation, Compliments, and Unpleasant Realizations

Thanks for following up, Aldridge. I’m really looking forward to having dinner with your mom tonight. Send it. Yeah, I really enjoyed the presentation. My favorite part was the part with your big old booty. Send it. God damn. Hey, honey. I just wanted to tell you real quick. You’re turning into your mom. I started to notice it on your honeymoon, but I decided to leave it alone for a little while. As soon as your body started changing and your personality got worse and worse. Me. And now the kids have noticed it. And I think it’s safe to say that after our trip to Aruba, I’m taking the money and I’m taking your sister with me. We’re going to start a new life now. Bye. Send it. Oh, my god.