Observations of Unusual Sitting Habits and Drink Placement: A Comedic Encounter

Why your legs are so open and then you put the drink. Why would anybody sit like this with drink between the. Why? I’m just telling you it’s visually weird. If I was sitting there watching a show, I would not have my legs this open and then put my drink right here. Give me your drink. Give me. Let me. Let me show you. Give me your drink, please. Can I have your drink? Yes, yes, yes. Let me. People, people don’t believe me. And he’s got a straw in there. Let me show you. What? For half an hour I’m staring at this. Haha. Not okay. How does it feel looking at me doing this? Do you like that? Thank you, buddy. Smells like his balls. Disgusting. Haha. Oh my god! You know the greatest thing about this night is no matter what I say, you guys go back. He’s doing the same shit again. Haha. He gives his to a ballsy string to another friend. Do you know where it is? Between with his balls and my balls dies in your hand.