The Raven’s Delight: A Colorful Cocktail Adventure with Fucking Jack Sparrow

It’s sweet, but, like, wow, is that strong? It almost tastes like cotton candy. Welcome to another episode of some Fucking Jack Sparrow rasmatize. Oh, oh, oh, yeah, that’s a fresh one. Blue Curacao, bitch. And some Mother Russia. Wait a minute. Where’s the mixers? What? Well, we better shake this one. Some fucking ice in there. Christ, I just got done telling everybody I’m a lightweight, and we get this frigging drink. Oh, my god. All right. Excited for this tray. Tell you, these new ones are a bitch to open. Maybe I don’t need to shut them this hard. Maybe that’s it. I don’t fucking know. Look at the. What? Look at the color of that. Okay, the camera is not doing it justice. You need to see this. Ready? Watch this. Boom! Dude, look at that color. The raven, baby. Come on.