Hey, great fantasy football draft. Seriously, congrats on all your success. Drafting an RB one and then stockpiling on stud receivers? Genius. Genius. Hey, excuse me, I’m not done. Getting a tight end and then a quarterback sending the entire league into panic. Brilliant. Everything you do, the league falls. I’m not done. Excuse me? You’re a god to them. Your R B2 selection. Perfect. In fact, I’m going to say that your RB two is better than most people’s RB ones. Well, not better than your RB one, because your first overall pick was perfect. Of course you drafted the Browns defense. Perfect pick once again. Not too early, just late enough to remind everyone that yes, we still use defense in fantasy football. So good. Don’t think that two attack of the ogre picked in go unnoticed. I know you need a reason to call yourselves the Hawk to us. Brilliant. Not only a fancy football mastermind, but a comedic genius. After you win your league, I see a career in late night television writing. Seriously, you are perfect.