Passing the Phone: Tales from the Fruitiest Phase Member and Other Wild Encounters

Passing the phone to the fruitiest phase member. I’m passing the phone to a phase member who stole another phase member. Bitch. I’m passing the phone to somebody in phase who has an STD. Passing the phone to my 7 11 slurping machine. I’m passing the phone to someone who lied about his weight loss for six months and says they lost 90 pounds, but he actually took an Ozempic needle once a week for nine weeks straight to lose all this weight. Huh. Yo, i’mma pass the phone to, uh, that one new guy, uh, what’s his name? I’m gonna pass the phone to the shortest face member. A literal midget. But he’s my dog though. Ha ha ha! I’m passing the phone to someone so dumb that he thinks the pigeons are out to get him. I’m passing the phone to somebody that I would fuck up. That would fuck up every day of the week 10 out of 10 times.