so we are one week away from the release of this book and I’m gonna tell you all the reasons why you should not pre order it right now okay number one you don’t like witty banter in books you prefer the dialogue between characters to be not engaging and dry and when they have witty banter where you can just feel the tension that that doesn’t number two you love a good third act breakup and this doesn’t have one so you love it when the characters wanna be together and just can’t for some stupid reason like miscommunication you prefer to read a book like that as opposed to one where like you just know they wanna be together number three you cannot fathom reading a book that has no spice in it so you just want to go from dark read to spicy read to dark read to spice read without a brief palette cleanser that just is light and airy and witty romantic and sexy without being spicy you never ever need a break from the really dark heavy stuff No.4 you don’t like strong feminine main characters fighting for Equality in a man’s world you don’t wanna you don’t wanna you don’t wanna see that number five you’d rather pay full price for the book when it releases you’d rather pay the full price of 3 99 then get it for 99 cents cause you don’t need to save money in this economy and you you you’d rather pay me $4 than $1