Dropping Beats and Measurements: Tales of DJ Diplo

Cici loves music, dude. So what would be your DJ name, your handle, your intro? Give me that. I’ll be DJ Diplo. Cause if you date me, you gotta dip your standards low. I know that’s right. I have really high standards. So I’m 6 7. So you’re good. I see you. Hold on. You don’t know about my neck. What’s that in your pocket? it’s a measuring tape. Damn. See, these are my work pants. I forgot I even had these on me. But seven and a half. What are your thoughts on that? Inches, not centimeters. What were you measuring with that? What do you think I was measuring with it? You tell me. I was measuring something in between my legs. It was seven and a half. I’m a carpenter. He’s good at laying down the wood. And that pipe? Two inches. Take it or leave it.