Ranking TV Lesbians by Messiness: A Hilarious and Insightful Analysis by Toe Bird

This bitch. I don’t know who this is, so she’s just gone right in the middle. Hi, I’m toe bird, and today I will be ranking T V. Lesbians for them. Okay, I’m gonna say least messy is Ellie from The Last of us. I think that Ellie from The Last of us. I play the video games as well, so I know this character well. Um, me and her are like this. I feel like she’s got her shit together. She’s, like, lasting so long in an apocalypse, which I feel like you have to have a certain sense of, like, responsibility and awareness. So I’m gonna put her as least messy. Okay. Another. Another similar sort of character, Taissa. I feel like, again, in order to survive, you have to have your shit together. So Taissa is going at the top of the list. Oh, no. Okay, next, I think Robin from Stranger Things. I feel like they also kind of have their shit together. And then I would say Puscifer from Orange Is the New Black. I think they really have their shit together. I think they have such a kind soul. However, the circumstances that they were placed under, very messy. So I’m gonna put them there. We’re getting gradually more messy. This bitch. I don’t know who this is, so she’s just gone right in the middle. Then I think next, big boo, I feel like she’s a little crazy, so I think she’s getting It’s getting messy now. And then I think I wanna go for Nikki. I think she’s well intentioned, but, like, execution isn’t great. And then I think, Alex, she committed crimes. Messy. So these two. Okay. Interestingly enough, I have been compared to both of them and I’ve. I’ve been told that I am a combination of both of these people in one person. And so they come first for tied messiness, but. And shame.