The Unconventional Tale of Stewart Little: From Sewers to Siring Dragons

Stewart Little was birthed by a human vagina. Shot out, cast aside. Adopted. Oh, by two human parents. But Stewart Little, he’s not into humans. He’s not into mice. Sewer little is sexually attracted to a bird named Margalo. He craves flight. And he will sire dragons, and he will conquer us all. And we should all be afraid. The ambition waving below was my witness. I bear. Boogie, boogie down, baby, till my pop is cruising in Italy.