get ready with me while we talk about the things that I undeniably do not care about all this trend all over my FYP and I feel like I was meant for this trend I do not care about your screenshots that you’ve taken with pictures of hair and hairstyles and hair colour unless you are sitting in my chair at the salon and you are my client because then I really really do care but outside of that parameter of the salon I don’t care I don’t give a fuck if you shaved your head dyed it piss yellow and left yourself with a little tail on the back I don’t care I don’t care if you have already started your Christmas shopping and that you’re already wrapped I don’t care for you to tell me this in August October November or even on December 23rd I don’t care care how much water you drink I don’t care how big your Stanley is with all the little marks like I made it I I don’t care who don’t care about how bad diet soda is I know it’s bad but you know what so are drugs so are vapes so are we all have things I don’t care there’s nothing that you’re ever gonna say that I’m gonna stop drinking diet soda this might be mean but I don’t care what your kids are dressing up for for Halloween I don’t care I I have my own kids and I don’t even care what they’re dressing up as for Halloween do not care about the bento box that you pack your kids for lunch everyday with the quinoa and the fresh greens and the organic yoghurt I mean if you do that I think that’s totally cool I’m not judging that my kid is just lucky she has pants on I don’t care what you did over the weekend I mean I always ask to be nice but when you really think about it I I don’t care and I don’t think that you care either I just think that you say it to be nice I have a million more but just one more for the video I don’t care how many sports your kid plays I don’t care if your kid plays 27 sports I don’t care if your kid plays no sports I think that whatever the kid does I think that’s cool let me know if you want a part two