Sharpie Signatures and Social Shenanigans: A Tale of Names and Connections

Come on, girls. Oh, my god. Can you sign that? Yes, sir. Got you on the top or bottom? Uh, top. Hell, yeah. I feel like I’ll be buying Sharpies, like, every week. Nobody sign any of that. It’s not my turn yet. That’s fine. It’s your turn now. I. I get to choose. Oh, it’s Bob. That’s it. Braxton’s play That, Man. The Loving You. Oh, I work out one, brother. Oh, the weather outside, that is prideful. Yeah. How did you, like, get your name out? Dude, I just fucking started playing and never stopped. Honestly. Like, what’s your name? Hello. Rose. Rose, you know my good friend. Your good friend William Beckman? I know your good friend William. That’s never a good thing. Why is that a good thing? It’s never a good thing when I meet girls that know my friends and they still got this line, bro. Like, I wanna go smoke some weed. Thank you so much. Thanks for bringing the ladies, man. You want a picture? You want one, too? Why not? Two pretty girls is better than one. Okay, I have to show you this one picture. Okay. And I might be looking cute, though. Well, Bob. Goddamn.