Value Proposition: Setting Boundaries and Dishing Facts

Oh, y’all are mad at me today because yesterday I went through my messages, and I went through all the ones with you guys asking me out and stuff, and I wrote back and I said, if you would like me to continue this conversation, you’re gonna need to Venmo me $25 so that I don’t waste my time. And somebody hit me up and he said, oh, you’re not high enough. And that’s a fact. Well, let me tell you a fact, honey. If you can’t afford $25 just to talk to me, you’re not gonna be able to afford a therapist that you’re gonna need after I psychologically ruin your life. Those are the facts.