Title: A Conversation on Smoking and Rule-Breaking in the Garden

God, really? Fancy a little cigarette? Oh, yeah, me too. Should we go to the pub garden? Have a cigarette? Yeah, you wish, mate. What? Yeah. We’re not allowed to smoke in the outside garden. In the garden, we’re not allowed to smoke. Get your running boots on. Why? Let’s go away as far. As far? As far as we can. What do you mean? Come on, let’s go for a cigarette. Where are we going