Dictatorial Fashion: Decoding the Enigma of Smart Casual

Under my dictatorship. Yeah! You will not be able to say to someone, hey, come to my event. I want you to wear this outfit, but it has to be smart casual. Under my dictatorship, you will not be able to use the term smart casual. Because what the hell is smart casual? Is it smart or is it casual? Is it casual? Is it casual? Is it smart? What’s casual? Like, what is casual? No one knows what casual means, and no one knows what smart means. No one is smart anymore, and no one is casual.