Cringe Couple Chronicles: The Battle of Love and Bows

You’re holding me. But yeah. Um, can I put the bow on you? No, you can’t put the bow on me. But why not? We can both be cool cat. I don’t want to be cool cat. No, it’s okay. It’s okay. I put bow. Hmm. No, it’s okay. Hey, biscuits, you got a. What are you doing? Stop it. Help me out. Wait, wait, wait. Who am I? Why is no one hating hater but also my baby? It. The cringe couple. I fight the comment. A couple being lovey dovey cringe. I fight. I fight the comment. Yeah, it. The. These are grown people, by the way. I fucking hit him with this. Hmm. Baby. Hmm. Hey, that’s not very demure.