Title: A Playful Conversation with a Remote-Controlled TV

Mmhm. You having a good time with that remote control, huh? You’ve been a very good listener. You’re not putting it in your mouth or anything. You just trying to turn the TV on. You go figure it out. Did you do that? Did you do that? Wow. Why you put on that TV? No. Wow. I know. He don’t know that I’m actually turning on with this remote.