Ravani, stop looking at my chest. Wait, my eyes are up here. But the chest hair. Do you know how much I suffer under your gaze? I am a person, not an object. Uh, varik? Just shitting you, mom. When I told your grandmother I was marrying your father, she said my children would be mongrels. What a fucked up thing to say to someone. Dude, I’m gonna do the bone pit. Let’s get boned. Javaris tin top merchant and investor. I need forward thinkers to help court the canary. Make her think of the children. Those horns has another dragon close by. Try not to get eaten. Don’t have to tell me twice. I don’t buy that there’s actually a dragon. The guy sounded like he was lying that entire time. Oh, there is a dragon. I’m gonna get this. First attempt. But Varric and I can do it. Dude, Varric and I can do this 100%. Okay. Shit. I might not win this. Okay, we’re gonna kite for a little bit. See if barkspawn can do some damage here. Barkspawn’s doing tens. Pause 4. Nice. Nearly there. Fireball! Okay. Fist the maker. Yes! God damn! We’re good, dude. Let’s fucking go. That guy looks hard as fuck. Yeah, I’m hearing you all out about this guy. Acquaint from an elf. The madness of this place. Yeah, I get it. I’m ready to open negotiations for the explosive powder as we agreed. No, the dwarf. Imagine the deal for The gatlock. He invented a task to prove his worth when he has none. Then we have wrongly inserted ourselves in your affairs. Would you have us kill this dwarf? Wait, what now? If you face Talvaschoff, he is not worthy of dying to you. Let him live. And leave my basement. It’s flooded, Amy. I’ll never forgive Bioware for not letting me sit on his face. Amy, I need to go here. Guys, I just need to go to the hangman real quick cause I need to talk to Isabella. Okay? She doesn’t want to talk to you. She just wants to talk to Varric and Fenris. Shut the fuck up! Anything interesting happening around town? You? I am offering a 50 50 share in the mine. As long as I’m paid up front. Dude. Very well. I had some money set aside for safety equipment. Haha. It is yours instead. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I only got 3 gold out of that. MB hates women and the working class. You shut the fuck up! You know that’s not true, dude. Failing to lemerin. And there was a fight between two of my men. It was over a dice game or the last piece of toast or something. Sailors, they’re touchy about their toast. Is this going anywhere? It will if you let me finish. So there’s a knife fight. Yeah, and Jim ends up with a broken off blade stuck in his shoulder. Yeah, it’s Very deep in there. And we’re out at sea at least a week from the nearest port. Yeah, if you were there, you could have reached in and pluck that blade right from his flesh. Damn. That’s your whole point? Pretty much. I could listen to her talk for hours. Okay, let’s go. This is my charge. A seraphim? Would even a Templar bind a mage like this? He must be guided from the city without alerting his people. That’s what the Canary do to mages. Jesus. I could appeal to the areshock. The areshock would doom this poor creature. Alright, I’ll get him out. Good luck. They’ve showed his mouth shut and they’ve covered his eye. Like. Let’s not forget what the circle of Maji does. They lobotomize people. I don’t know what’s worse, lobotomy or that. Dude, they really did turn the canary into fucking just straight up thirst traps, didn’t they? I am arverad. I claim possession of Cerberus at your heel. How did I know this job would end in more kinari? You speak as if ignorance is your natural condition. The power that he has, that all Cerberus have, draws from chaos and demons. They can never be in control. So you fear them? We leash saraboss because they are dangerous and contagious. Not even your Templars fully grasp that threat. I wield the same power. And I’m no danger to you. Unless I choose to be. Oh, saraboss, boss. Saraboss. Yeah. Marched on Neira Setar Karasam. You spewed your words at me like a demon, trying to poison my control. Like this mage. The Qune requires your death. But we are no threat to each other. You will be no threat to any. What the fuck? Alright, time to do murder I guess. Oh, thanks for lining up like this. 3 here. Oh, fireball! Oh, nice. Can you stand? I am unbound. I thank your intent, even if it was wrong. I know the will of our Varron. I must return as it demanded. Well, that’s gratitude. I thought so. You could go die anyway. I commit to the most difficult choice. What if it’s wrong? Many say that before they know certainty. Averard couldn’t kill me. Perhaps he was wrong about your death too. Losing to you does not make him wrong. I have chosen. I can’t let this decision stand. If you force choice, it is not choice. Remember this day. What the fuck? What the fuck? I would choose death over servitude. But I do not follow the cure. Oh my god. I’d fuck that pile of melt. I don’t get why you write the things you write. My helpful associate from the streets. You took the canary from the city without incident. Without bloody incident! You know better. Mind your tongue, woman. Hey, please. Hey, Evelyn. You’re a beautiful sight. Oh, they’re smashing. I mean, I was on patrol and they came out of nowhere. The captain said this route Was supposed to be quiet. The seal of the vicar office. Details valuable to a guild of thieves. A sacrificial delivery with one of our own. Captain Jevin will answer. How dare you! I am god, captain. I won’t be treated like this for realdan bitch! This was none of your affair. We found a number of debts to suspect people’s such poor character. But you, Evelyn Valen, proven your loyalty and ability. The Viscount would have you put your key. You keep saying it weird in this game. You. I blame the English. Assume the captain’s job. What? Nice. Hell yeah. Good job, Oval team. We are the captain. Or you will be. It’ll be easy. I’m not petitioning the vicount to help you steal ownership of the Hanged Man. Ha ha ha ha ha! Steal? Madam, you wound me. Hell, yeah. I’m about to. Thank you for helping me get here, Hawk. It’s where I should be.