Y’all know that saying, they’re only little once? I truly live by that. Dollar Tree closes at 9 p m, and here it is, 8:30 when my child asked me if he could come by a new construction zone. And that means, can I go to the Dollar Tree and pick out a new toy? And of course you can, because it’s literally a dollar. And you’re my only child, and, well, you’re only little once. We were the only ones in the store because they were literally about to close. What? Let me see that. You want this one? This is literally here. Show me your shirt. I got him this in Colorado forever ago. You want to show him what you picked out? Look.