The Quest for Pro in Black Ops 6: A Gamer’s Reality Check

Bro, i’mma be so for real right now. This is my year. Your year? Okay, that sounds cool, dude. In like, what way? Black Ops 6. I think this is the one. What do you mean by the one? Like, I’m going pro. Ha ha ha. Oh my god. Oh, you’re like dead ass serious. Oh, I’m so serious, dude. Black Ops was my shit back in the day. I grew up with this shit, dude. Nobody can stop me. Yeah, but there’s one massive thing you’re clearly forgetting. Like what? You’re fucking old. Shit, dude, somebody else told me the same thing the other day. They said, put the fries in the bag, UNC. I don’t know what that means, but I don’t think it’s good. Yeah, dude, you’re definitely not going pro. I mean, shit, you play from a couch on a 90 inch TV and you still use 85 FOV. Like, what are you doing? Wait, you can change the FOV? Holy shit. Yeah, it’s time to give up on your dreams, dude. You’re not going pro. Give up? But if I give up, what am I supposed to do now? Just put the fries in the fucking bag.