Negotiating a Salary Raise: A Comedy of Misunderstandings

Sir, I’ve been working long time for this company and I feel that I’m very productive person and I should deserve a salary raise. You want a salary raise? The, I want a salary raise. What’s this? Why? Why you, why? Because sir, I spend a lot of time, uh, doing real work and also I spend, uh, little bit of time in internet surfing, you know, things which are, you know what I mean? Oh, I know, I know. I watch his 2 ah ah, everyday 2 to 4 b m ah, we watch the videos. Yeah, ah ah, it’s okay. Bye. So when can I get the salary? Recent boss, we have no money, but I can give you gift card. Gift card. What will I do with gift? Uh, you can go buy coffee, buy the madam, buy her nice clothes. If you get, give me some. Sir, you are my boss. You are supposed to give me salary raise. You have boss. I have boss. My boss has boss, boss. I will, uh, resign. I will, uh, have another job offer waiting for me. Where do you go? And, uh, Marsan, where do you go? Uh, how do you know, sir? He’s my brother. He doesn’t like me if I try to hire my friends. Uh, so you increase or no? I give you one ball Kushari, very hot, very nice everyday, huh?