Are six ways that you could stay cool in the south this summer. No. 1, you melt. Just give up. No. 2, go outside, get eaten alive by a thousand different bugs. No. 3, you can find a stranger in the Waffle House via idiom. No. 4, swim around in 110% humidity. That’s right. The south is a swimming pool that is boiling you along. No. 5, oh, you need to go back to Waffle House, find alligators, probably one. There is Louisiana. And No. 6, stay inside. Do not go back out there. Just stay in there and drink until football season. And then it might be safe to go out.