Dice Fails and Advent Calendars: The Epic Tale of Zach the Unlucky Fighter

Alright, guys, we’re gonna get right back into combat where we left off last week. Zach, you’re up and maybe actually hit something this time. Yeah, dude, I mean, I can only give you so many of my inspirations. Maybe you should just play a wizard with magic missile instead of a fighter.

22 rolls what I rolled at d 20,22 times and not one once was it above a 10. Do you know the probability of that happening? Hey, Zach, we’re just busting your chop, so we didn’t mean to. I do. It’s point zero, row 0023% chance or 1 in 4 million. Maybe it’s your dice. Is that an advent calendar? Yes. And every time I roll bad, I’m grabbing a new one and putting the old one in the Dan Achroid Skull Vodka bottle of shame. That’s a lot of dice. I know. How does that take your action? I’m gonna take a swing. What sin have I committed to deserve this fate? What happens when you run out of dice? I get more. I’ll take my second attack. Oh, does an 18 hit sec.