Going Commando: A Comedic Rant on Summer, Shorts, and Sniffing Waistbands

You never wear underwear. Most overrated season, summer. People hate being hot and sweating. You have to take your shirt off. That no fact I ever wants to take the shirt off.

I run through a lot of shorts, John, because I don’t wear underwear. I just find them pretty confining. You never wear underwear? I mean, I work from home. Let’s be honest here. I work from home too. And yeah, I wear underwear. Yeah, not a fan of underwear, not a fan of socks. I wear underwear if I wear jeans or like, you know, if I go golfing. What do you gold, would you gold bond it? What do you do? You know, just keep it nice and tight, keep them short and curly.

The waistband is what I was saying. I go through so many shorts because that’s where all the sweat sits from my belly and then it just sits in that little waistband. So I’ll take these off and I’ll sniff the waistband. I’m just like, Jesus Christ, like, do you have to sniff the waistband? Yeah, sniff clothes to see if it’s, how much life it’s got left.