Unconventional Fame: The Curious Case of Hawk Tua

This is the last time I’m gonna talk about Hawk to a girl, but this is getting out of hand. She now has a little documentary about her life. And her grandma is literally talking about how it’s a blessing and how they never thought like anything like this could happen. She’s famous for making a joke about giving a BJ. And spitting on a wean. Like, I’m not trying to discredit it. I’m not jealous. I’m nothing. Like, I just think that this is the most wild thing I’ve ever seen happen on the internet, for people to get famous like I’ve seen people get famous for being stupid, for being like just outrageous. Okay, fine. But you said one thing, one thing, and now you have a documentary about your life. And the one thing wasn’t like so crucial to the state of the world, it was literally hawk Tua spit on that thing.

If I would have known giving BJS made people famous, hell, I would have talked about it online a long time ago. Cuz I, what have I been doing it for free, I guess. Where’s my documentary? Where’s my paycheck? I have a whole ass kid. Okay, I’m over here paying my bills, posting about motherhood content. Get ready with me. Meanwhile, I should have just been telling you guys about all the bjs I’ve been given there. Not really a lot. Really not a lot, I promise. No, really not a lot. Cuz I tell you what, if I was given a lot, I wouldn’t be a mom. Okay? That was my first note. Not mistake. I’m just kidding. Alright, bye.