Par 4 Only: The Gary Chronicles of Golf Wisdom

Yeah, back up, man. You need driver. This is like a driver. You dumbass subballs. It’s Gary here. Alright, on a par 4, it seems like I’m only playing par 4 from now on out. Part 3 is too short. Part 5, stop. I am.

Yep, I’m just gonna drop on the green.

I see you. Yeah, back up, man. You need driver. This is like a driver, you dumbass.