Sleepless Nights: A Comedy of White Noise

Okay, Rose, I’m going to bed. Do you mind if I play some white noise to help me sleep? Yeah, can you just keep it quiet though? I’m falling asleep, finally. Yeah, for sure. Helicopter, helicopter Are you serious? Yeah. Turn that off. What? Turn that off! It’s so loud! What? Turn that off! I’m so tired, please. Why do you have that on? It helps me sleep. No, my head actually hurts so bad. Okay, I’ll play something else. No, my head’s pounding, please. No, I just want you to go to bed. Okay, I’ll play something else. No, I don’t want… What is this? Okay, so turn that off, Rose. I’m actually falling asleep. What? Okay, are you listening?