Courthouse Chronicles: A Whimsical Tale of Getting Married

Come with us to get legally married. I actually have no idea how this works. Yeah, me neither. Do we just walk in and be like, we want to get married? What’s the process here? Thank you. Is this really what people have to do? Guys, welcome to the courthouse. Thank you so much. Here to get our marriage license? OK. Thank you so much. This is actually what it’s like to get married. This is awesome, babe. We’re getting married. Number of previous marriages, seven. We’re getting married right now. I think I hear the wedding bells. We did it. I guess it’s that easy. It costs $56 to get married. Thank you. OK, if y’all both raise your right hands. Do you swear and affirm under penalty of false swearing? Foregoing information is true and correct. I do. Now you can sign under each your college. All right. Wait, do I do my new last name or? No, you’re not married yet. Oh, OK. Yeah, one more week. OK, now I’m going to witness this. OK? Thank you so much. This is your marriage license. This is the official. It has a seal. Thank you so much. You’re welcome. Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you. Should we kiss? You can kiss if you want to. I swear. Thank you so much. We have pochino. Oh, you’re so sweet. Thank you for helping us today. We appreciate you. Guys, mission success. We officially have our marriage license. That was so easy. Right? I feel married. That’s funny as hell. You said, should we kiss? And then she’s like, you can kiss? And then we kissed. And then we came out and everyone in the lobby was clapping because they just heard us get married. Should we kiss? I didn’t know if it was the right time. You’re the only one that would suggest that. I can’t wait to be married to you. That’s truly awesome.