Vanilla Baby Adrift: A Swimming Lesson Adventure

It’s cold. I’m ready. You vanilla baby again? I’m ready. First start playing the PC. I’m ready to go for a swim. A swim? Yeah. I go for a swim. Okay, you got your sunscreen? Ouch! You got your little floaty? Check. Let me check your headgear. Check. Wait, hold on. Headgear. Check. Hit the floaty. Check. Hit the shorts. You seem pretty buoyant. Okay. Um… It don’t work! The floaty don’t work. I knew I shouldn’t let you swim. No! Get my baby out! It’s okay. Teach me how to swim. Okay, first you gotta do this. Little butt, little butt, little butt. Um… And you should be good. And… And… And… And… And… And… And… And… And… And… And… And… And… And… And… And… And… And… And… And… And… And… And… And… And… And…