Embracing Unemployment with Grace and Mindfulness: A Guide to Being Demure Despite Joblessness

Notice how I’m unemployed, and yet I’m very demure, and yet I’m very mindful. Some of you need to learn how to not have a job, how to be unemployed, and still be very demure and mindful. Okay, you can rot in bed, you can be just a girl who’s a 21 year old man, and still be classy, still be cutesy, still be demure. Okay, you need to learn how to be mindful of that.