Fantasy Football Banter: Debate and Strategy During the Draft

Yo, no way you fell for it. You just took McCaffrey one. Bro, he’s like the consensus first pick. Yeah, the consensus first overall pick is never good. Okay, who would you have taken then? Breeze Hall. Yo. Bro, what? Breeze Hall at two? Dude, you literally just said you would take him one. Yeah, not at two though. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. That makes no sense. Yo, I noticed I’m the only one with a kicker already. You guys just trying to give me the win or what? No, kickers aren’t that important. It’s only the fifth round. So a kicker is what turns a good team into a great team. Yeah, but bro, you haven’t drafted a single wide receiver yet. So? Bro, I was waiting for one of you idiots to take Puka. All right, bro. What’s wrong with Puka? Well, the way his career trajectory has gone so far, I’d be surprised if he stays healthy for even three games. His career trajectory? This is going to be his second year in the league. Can you stop critiquing every single pick? Okay, suit yourself, bro.