I am doing Hitch. If you are a lonely and pathetic man, contact me immediately. I will help you become your best and most confident self around women. You will be Kevin James and I will be Will Smith. Together we will embark on an emotional journey, just like in the movie Hitch. Except our journey will be more narratively focused. Because I always felt like the stories in that movie were weirdly separate, like, you’re watching Will Smith on a date and then you’re like, oh yeah, this is still the same movie as the Kevin James thing.