Reflections of a Weary Homekeeper: A Cry for Help and Change

Hold on one second. I Don’t want to do this anymore. I don’t want to make the beds. I don’t want to take the trash out on Wednesday I don’t want to sweep the floors. I don’t want to mop the floors. I don’t want to walk the dogs I don’t want to have to sweep up after everything. I don’t want to have to do the laundry I want a freaking maid. I want some Something I need help There has got to be some kind of gentleman out there who is looking for a 285 pound vixen of a lady who will pay them Substantially to either compliment them or smush their Nether regions and I am up for both of those up for both of those I Don’t want to do this anymore Everything is too expensive and I’m completely broke Somebody send me money