Calculus, Drama, and Gossip: A Day in the Life of a High School Teacher

Okay, so today we’re learning that y equals mx plus bae. Can you believe that? Guys if you don’t stop talking we’re not getting into Kahoot today, okay? So when taking the derivative… I cannot believe Nicole got pregnant. Are you fucking kidding me? No, tell me you are fucking lying. Oh my god, don’t tell me it was with Connor. I literally knew it. Is that why she always missed second period? No pun intended. You guys are gonna get me fired. Okay, this all makes sense now because basically the other day in a faculty meeting the rest of the faculty was talking about how they had to implement a program for pregnancy and I was sitting there like what am I missing? Okay, but did you guys hear about Madison?