I had a Japanese beer yesterday and that shit was fucking good. Was it Sapporo? No. What was? $5 fix- $5.25. That’s not bad. Tomorrow when we go to Temptations? Yeah. Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo! Having ourselves a pool day for the second day in a row. Yeeeah. Now this backyard is massive for like southern Nevada but hmm. Very nice. This margarita’s delicious. Do you want some sunscreen so you don’t get melanoma? The sun’s a bitch out here. Ooh that’s cold just the way daddy likes it. Oh yas queen. Ooh! Oh ho ho ho! You’re right it is deep. Oh, appreciate and be nice around me. Yes, that- no that they appreciate you. And that you’re just- Well I am very likable. And I have a personality of a goddess. You do because you got your mama’s personality. I don’t meet a stranger. I will talk to- Thank you. I knew that you would make something of your life. This is true. And I’m glad you didn’t stay, you know, where you was raised. That one horse podunk town, orange Texas. Ugh. We are going to go get some Crunchwrap Supremes that my boyfriend Aaron has made. They’re vegan but they’re absolutely delicious. Oh y’all look how thick and girthy these things are. Taco Bell could never- Oh. Alright. Mmm. You mmm before you- So much better than Taco Bell. I hate you so much. Alright, moment of truth. Mmm. Your dad’s like that. He’s like name branding and everything. Name branding’s good but what do you think of the Crunchwrap? Tastes like Taco Bell. Good! That was the goal. You look so cute. Let’s fix that hair. Oh my gosh. With a anti-heat spray. It’s not going to do much damage to your hair. Ooh, look at that curl! Curls for the girls. Look at that. That’s real cute. I freaking love this thing I got from the TikTok shop like back in November. Do I look like an idiot in this shit? No, you look gorgeous in this. This is my mom’s hair before the curls. After. Y’all look at this gorgeous little schoolgirl. Yes, we did half down, half curled. Mmm, gorgeous. Like girl, from the back you look like a 23 year old. Like, no, like literally. Aww, we look so cute. Cause safety first. Sure. Oop. In COVID they quarantined you for two weeks before boot camp. Well that’s Kamala’s plane right there though. Come on Kamala! We are seeing Vegas stand up and rock at the OYO. Yes, big winner. Yes, wild. Ooh, look at you go. Ooh, it’s very interesting. Yeah, that’s close. It’s a very interesting looking stage though. You ready to see some comedy? Yes! What? Holy shit, it’s strippers. It’s not strippers. No! I already saw the sign. Aww. The sign gave it away. Damn it. It’s a male review show. It’s called Aussie Heat Mother. The damn sign gave it away. They put all the boys up front and all the girls in the back. Yes, we are seeing Vegas stand up and rock at the OYO. Girls in the back. So if you want a green wristband, it’s $20 for the first one, then $10 for everyone after that. All together in unison. Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! Oi, oi, oi! He just ran over and ate it. Girl, that could have been you. I wanna be fucking careful. It could have been you. Oh my god, I thought he was coming over and I had… Yeah, I’m gonna set my balance. Rich man! I’m gonna get the suckers around you. The things you’re gonna want. It’s all Saturday!