Corporate Climbing: The Frustrations of Moving Up in the Company

Mum, I think I’m going to be CEO one day. Yeah, I mean, how hard can it be to get promotions and move up in the company? I’m just going to work hard and I’ll climb to the top pretty easily. Still no bloody promotion. Maybe next year, maybe next year. How many years do I have to wait? You really want to see me climb the corporate ladder here? Why do you keep bloody pushing me off? Bam! Straight back to the beginning, you bitch. Bloody who you know, not what you know gets you to the bloody top, isn’t it? This isn’t the life for me. We really value our people that stick around. No, you don’t. No, you bloody don’t. The only bloody way to get a promotion is to leave and go somewhere else. Yeah.