The Innocent Critic: Inspecting Talent and Speculating Connections within the Women’s Division

Listen. No hate to her as an individual. However, that routine is something I would have done as a child after saying, hey mom, watch this. She’s gotta have dirt on somebody. This is no hate to the women’s division of this at all. Every single woman who competed in that event was miles better than her. She’s gotta be the daughter of somebody. She’s got to be related. She’s gotta, I think she has everybody’s family at gunpoint or something. I don’t know. I am fully convinced. I’ve never danced today in my life. If I stood before a panel of unbiased judges, I think there’s like a 74% probability I think I could win. Give me a week to prepare. I’ve got you. By the way, USA on top.