I can’t lie she’s everything And I’d have probably picked her too At least it wasn’t a county pageant I lost that boy too But I won’t runner up roses Won’t sash for second place I want confetti falling Cameras flashing in my face But I got a good back home Cause he fell a beauty queen I’m in a dive bar drinking While she’s in a magazine I hate her like hell But hell it could have been worse At least my whole world left me for a mess universe