Two nerds sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G They’ve got a big book to read together Two nerds sitting in a tree Planning the velocity geometry Helping out each other with their homework Watching the autumn leaves fall Thinking about college fall Wondering if they’ll do it The courses together make it work Will they do it? Or are they too busy thinking about Newton gravity? The apple flies to fall from the tree When are these nerds gonna start kissing? Homework is one kiss Homework is one kiss Your teacher wants you to do it Homework is one kiss Oh, get another calculator that’s for play Y equals mc squared, okay You little dirty dog Check out this function log Top in a little Einstein Time to put your lips against mine We don’t have to think anymore We can let our pheromones take the wheel Don’t think she’s just my tutor She’s giving me mad vibes that she wants me to do her Oh no, I’ve never been in this situation before The trees are pollinating So maybe so should we There’s not that many male trees And that’s a problem for our up, up, up dichotomy I’m more of a math guy I’m not into biology But I read this in chapter three I think it’s called mating Homework is a kiss Homework is a kiss You can figure out the equation Homework is a kiss I don’t know if I can do it Does this count as extra credit? I’ll put it on your grade But you don’t need it Cause you all got an A I thought you were gonna say late No, you’re always early The early bird gets the kiss Homework is a kiss Homework is a kiss Now’s my chance I hope I don’t miss Homework is a kiss you