Asking AI to make a hit country song… That’s all I got. It’s all I got. It’s all I want. But while you’re having country fun, make sure you got that safety on. When it happened to my daddy, he’s in heaven left in peace. Had a gun deep up his butt, it went off in them booty cheeks. And that safety wasn’t on, shoulda known something was wrong. When you’re living how we do, that booty gotta be real strong. Girl, I know I shoulda learned, but I just felt something go wrong. Oh, I think I pushed the trigger when I farted on the crops. Call a doctor, bring a beer. Gun just went off in my rear. I’m about to pass right out. I think this time it was severe. I can’t post that.