Musings of a Symbol: Toilet for Birds and Other Reflections

I am a symbol. I represent an ideal. If you don’t do the right thing, then I’m not a symbol anymore. I’m just a toilet for birds. Yeah. Wow. You’re right. Birds sh** a lot, and it’s liquid. It’s never like a firm sh** always just wet. Very unpleasant. Anywho, it’s 2 o’clock. There’s a crowd of people waiting to climb up my a**hole and stare at my skull. And then at 3, there’s a tour, huh? Hey, whoa. Is it a real laugh? It was. Wow, look at me. I’m a regular Sebastien Maniscalco. So, do you have kids? Me? No. You? No. My p***** is made of copper. Same.