The Hidden Relics: Unveiling Interior Treasures

So Susan, your relic is inside of you. Yes, the femur of St. Francis. The femur from a guy named Francis. That’s right. And we have these exterior relics. Blink and you miss them. Sure, Susan, but we also have interior relics. What? See these seams up top? Yes. Will they pop open to allow easy relic access? Oh! Yeah, it’s such a smart storage solution. Who do you have in there? I have a skull from one of the 11,000 maidens of St. Ursula. Well the odds are certainly good on that one. Your femur is fake. Bridget, what’s your interior relic? I have some salt from the Last Supper. Oh wow! Yeah, you might recognize it from Da Vinci’s Last Supper. Really? Yes, see Judas is knocking the salt over. But isn’t spilled salt supposed to bring bad luck? Yes, be careful Bridget. Oh sorry, you’re right. Have your stolen corpse chunks brought you both a lot of luck lately? Well Bridget, you know I wouldn’t really equate- Amanda! What? My own boat is me Susan. I know, I just think you might want to close your lid first. Oh, thank you.