So I have this weird thing that I do where I order Taco Bell and hide where no one can find me and eat it. I just don’t want anyone to know it’s kind of something for just me and myself, but my boyfriend also hates Taco Bell. It’s not that I think he would shame me. It gives me a sense of rest trying to eat it all before he can find me and he never really does. I guess he doesn’t really notice what I’m up to, but that’s okay because I know he’s busy trying to make us rich.