She’s the Man: A Time-Sensitive Emergency and the Unconventional Tampon Solution

Sean, do you have a tampon? We have a bit of a time-sensitive emergency going on right now. Bloody nose! Yeah, bro, I got you, hang on. No, it’s not a bloody… okay. Wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo! Ha! I can’t use this! You’ve opened it up and you’ve touched it with your dirty man hands! Beckham does it all the time! What? She’s the man? The She’s the Man reference? I thought that’s what we’re doing right now. Is this not a She’s the Man bet? You have a bloody nose and you’re using a tampon like in She’s the Man. Sean, is that really what you think is going on right now? Yes. Yes. You know, Sean, you’re lucky that you’re pretty, you know? Thank you. Wait. Do you have an unopened one of these that I can use? These for what? For me. Why? Where are you gonna put it? In my body to stop the bleeding. Oh my god, is your butt bleeding? Sean! Michael! Michael.