Mastering the Art of Legal Mind Games: The Cutthroat World of Lawyers

11 happen at 9 in the morning. I don’t give a shit. I will ruin your day before Coffee is brewed. All right, and I think lawyers understand that very intimately Oh, you know, I don’t want to be an asshole sending an email on a weekend We will send an email at 2 a.m. On your wedding. We do not give You fuck At all. That’s the energy that this profession brings people always say can you give me advice like I want to expect expect to be bothered? but expect to bother back Expect to bother back and expect to be enabled to bother back which I personally enjoy right cuz typically in most field professions if you’re like Just emailed the meanest most audacious Message to opposing counsel at 9 p.m. On a Friday just to ruin his weekend Cuz I know is a lot I know his alerts are on his phone Okay, his personal phone that he has okay out and about maybe he’s like hanging out with the family with the kids and most people Look at you sideways and other fields going Yeah, you’re an asshole in this field they’re like absolutely you did as you should as you should as you should as you should as you should That’s why we’re psychos